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I'm Joker and this is my tumblr. I'm a 30 year old, single, Female, Gemini. I'm a bit of a sarcastic-pessimist but I'm one in the nicest way possible?

I'm an artist. (Favored Mediums are digital tablet and photography with my Nikon D90).

I'm a fan of a few things and you'd find them in my tumblr (Supernatural, Harry Potter, Monster High, Make up.. etc)

Should be noted I am an anti-drug person, and don't appreciate seeing it on my dash

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I don't do automatic follow backs .

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RxJoker

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

picklesbird:

rxjoker:

picklesbird:

rxjoker:

fuck you, i was born in 83, where’s my excuse to make me feel better?

You don’t get one, muggle.  Just be happy that you’ve an internet wifu who’s a witch!!

screw you wifu (look our first fight!!! DAWWW!) I’m not a muggle! I got waaaay to much magic in me!

I know hubby <3 my wingardium leviosa ain’t got nothing on the magic in you

I lub jooo!!

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

picklesbird:

rxjoker:

fuck you, i was born in 83, where’s my excuse to make me feel better?

You don’t get one, muggle.  Just be happy that you’ve an internet wifu who’s a witch!!

screw you wifu (look our first fight!!! DAWWW!) I’m not a muggle! I got waaaay to much magic in me!

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lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

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lemimi:

hachikuji-mayoichan:

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

HES BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE THAT TRAIN FOR THIS SHIT

Having his penis free from the restraint of clothing made him have superpowers.

bless his little dances and flares.

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downloaded the new Ninja Turtle movie, got to the point where April says the turtles were her pets&#8230; and .. just closed the window it was playing in and deleted it off my computer, it was just horrible, barely kept my attention as long as it did and once I reached that point was just not interested in it at all.

downloaded the new Ninja Turtle movie, got to the point where April says the turtles were her pets… and .. just closed the window it was playing in and deleted it off my computer, it was just horrible, barely kept my attention as long as it did and once I reached that point was just not interested in it at all.

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

fuck you, i was born in 83, where’s my excuse to make me feel better?

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Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice or just have a nice chat.

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kineticnovels:

Juggernaut String Band played five sets a day at the Garlic Festival this weekend, totaling 4 stage sets, 4 strolling sets, and two parades led by the Garlic King or Queen, winner of the daily garlic eating contest. We had the honor and delight of sharing the venue of this festival with some other really excellent musicians and bands, including the Christian Porter Band (aka christianporter on tumblr), The Pfeiffer Twins, and The Lost Ramblers!

Check out the soundcloud player above for the latest, greatest version of a Juggernaut String Band original, Go To Mali!

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I&#8217;M SO DAMNED BORED, SOMEONE UNBORED ME!!

I’M SO DAMNED BORED, SOMEONE UNBORED ME!!

benjaminblizzard:

rxjoker replied to your post“Drop Me a Line”
rxjoker
salt water, brackish, freshwater? Deep sea? or can I use a smaller line?

Monofilament, 6 lbs, dark green should be sufficient. I’m a rainbow trout, after all… :)

HA! lemme just get my cooler and some shades!

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crunchier:

the real question is why doesn’t he just take the selfie with the front camera like why go through so much work leo 

#if i cant win an oscar i cant even take a selfie right #fuck this #im going retro

maybe because the back camera has al the power and takes better quality freaking images.

Jared farting to this DAY still makes me giggle more then reasonable.

sigurrossgeller:

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

I’ve forgotten what this fucking thing was called help

Maaaan…. I never could get the hang of playing Mancala… I lost interest in it like second move.

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

Yeah, I call that being awake.

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