bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

how to pay bills

how to buy a house

how to buy a car

how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

You learn that in college.

I’m starting to think I was the only one who had these items taught to me in High School’s required Civics and Free Enterprise course my senior year….

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Chef by =RxJoker

Many things can be said about this piece…
I haven’t done anything worth a shit drawing wise in a while… so I sat down, half asleep and yeah.

Not as good as it appears as I was having issue with his head shape so I traced that general outline, the rest was done without the pic under it.

This is a co-worker, whom I/we call Chef…
again.. many things can be said about that.

Tagged: #Chef #drawing #sketch #profile

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Essentially? Mexican chicken cornbread MMMMMM!!

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thedailywhat:

Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Amy’s Baking Company Owner Might Get Deported

It appears that Samy Bouzaglo, the Israeli-born co-owner of the now infamous Amy’s Baking Company, may be facing deportation from the United States in a two-year-long immigration case. According to local news reports, the restauranteur’s legal woes may possibly be linked to his past criminal history involving drug distribution, threats and extortion and he even managed to get himself banned from entering both France and Germany, according to an anonymous source who spoke to NBC. His wife and business partner Amy has previously had legal troubles as well, having plead guilty to the misusing a Social Security number when she applied for a $15,000 bank loan back in 2003.

Why do crazy people who need to hide always seem to draw the most attention to themselves.. then again these people were some “high class” idiots.

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clockworkotter:

rxjoker:

clockworkotter:

Forgot to edit this… I reblogged this because I have 4 followers and I know 3 of them personally.

BITCH YOU DON’T KNOW ME!

I SAID I KNEW 3 OF THEM WHO SAID I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU??? INTRODUCE YO’SELF THEN, YOU CARL

MY NAME IS CARL I AM 30 YEARS YOUNG AND I LIKE TO EAT THE SOULS OF CRYING CHILDREN, AND I ONCE STOOD IN FRONT OF A CLASSIC PORTRAIT OF CHRISTIAN ART AND BELLOWED HORSE FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES WITH YOU!

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corgiaddict:

thefrogman:

Okayyyy. I suppose I can.

Here are a few of my favorite Otis blergenfloofs.

BLERGENFLOOF!

THE CORGI HAS THE TARDIS!

always4evrnerdy:

osamah:

*opens up trenchcoat* hey kid…wanna buy a sense of humor?

i dont think you should be buying a sense of humor from someone in a trenchcoat

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Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

clockworkotter:

Forgot to edit this… I reblogged this because I have 4 followers and I know 3 of them personally.

BITCH YOU DON’T KNOW ME!

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deviantart:

Public Service Announcement.

Given deviant is a word.. I just abbreviate to DA….cause for the most part DA feels like Dark Arts where everyone judges you about using it.. usually negatively.

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